Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
