But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Pappa wants mamma naked
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
So here I am, sexting at work.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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