Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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