gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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