Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
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dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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