He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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