I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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