Me. At least after what I've been through.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
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