somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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