we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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