so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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