There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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