Kiss
Puke
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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