im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i dont even know how to be here
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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