She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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