girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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