i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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