yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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