Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
whose ass print is on the piano?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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