Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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