didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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