At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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