Me too!
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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