i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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