Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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