ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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