On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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