I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
worst night to have a conscience
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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