i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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