WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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