did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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