I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
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Wipe that smile off your face.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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