like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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