'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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