I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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