I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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