pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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