I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
When did we convert life to cartoon?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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