I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
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