i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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