this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I came so hard my ears popped.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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