well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
No subtext here. People are naked.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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