Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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