no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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