i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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