he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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