You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
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