just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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