yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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