My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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