Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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