i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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