I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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