the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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