The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
